PRIVATE INVESTIGATIONS

Uninitiated by external impulses, assuming a state of utter joblessness in a reckless waste of time, to express my labyrinthine psyche.

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Location: Tempe, Arizona, United States

Friday, October 14, 2005

Food, Sex and Graduate life.

I feel sorry for my apartment-mate who is so bloody insistent on eating "proper food" thrice a day at any cost! He wants the world to come to a stand still and all activities halted for him to eat proper food. Neither an assignment nor an exam nor ill-health, nothing can deter him from cooking and eating a fulsome meal. Perfect!!!! But then unfortunately the concept of cooking turns seems like a big hindrance, impeding his desire. Exacerbating this he happens to live with me!!!


Thinking of which a stupid thought popped from no where.


Food and Sex seem to be analogous. They share the following.

• Take it when it is there, when you get it and you like it.

• Do not whine when you dont get it.

• Complain less when it is not good.

• Over indulgence is not “very bad” for you may be incapable of that 20 years hence.

• Give it due compliment and credit when it is good and also when it is not.

• It is good to be choosy and weary and to be comfortable about the source.

• Tone your attitude towards it- adultish.

• It helps you perform better in your graduate life, that is marked with excitements, frustrations, long patient waits, failures, success.....It alleviates the general mood, improving your efficiency.

• In general try and take just enough to keep it going and never let it consume you.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

:)

Been thru all this

11:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

its a pity u have a small appetite though :) i meant the food :)

6:27 PM  
Blogger nymphetamine said...

hmmmmmm......interesting!!!!

9:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's the irony of life...........have fun!!!

3:30 PM  

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